You ever met someone who starts packing up at 4:45pm sharp? Laptop already zipped, handbag swinging, deodorant applied like they’re going on a red carpet.
Then by 5:00pm? Boom — full mjolo mode activated:
“Babe, where are you parked?” “Did you bring my charger?” “What are we eating tonight?”
Madam. Sir. Work is not finished. Your future is still typing that last report — but you? You’re busy calculating cuddles and rice portions.
This Is Why You’re Stuck in the Same Position****
You’ve been working at the same job for five years, and the only promotion you’ve received is:
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Slightly faster WiFi
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Better data bundles
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And an HR letter saying, “Please remember to report on time.”
It’s not the ancestors. It’s not witchcraft. It’s not “the economy.” It’s your mjolo mindset — treating work like a side dish and mjolo like the main meal.
Real Talk: Mjolo is Sweet, But It’s Not a Career Strategy****
Yes, love is beautiful. We get it. But if you start prioritising lunch dates over deadlines, and flirting over focus, don’t cry when someone else — who stays behind to clean up the mess — gets promoted before you.
The boss isn’t watching who has the best couple selfies. They’re watching who finishes tasks, solves problems, and thinks ahead — even at 5:31pm when everyone else is already in “Netflix & Recharge” mode.
Work Like You’re Building a Legacy, Not Just Passing Time****
Promotion doesn’t come from looking busy when the boss walks by. It comes from thinking like an owner, not a lodger. You want to move up? Then:
Stop watching the clock like it’s ZBC News. Stop hiding your mediocrity behind mjolo. Start adding value, not just being visible.
Because let’s face it: No one ever became a CEO by replying “ babe” at 4:59pm.
If You Can Multitask Love and Laziness, You Can Multitask Love and Leadership****
Want mjolo? Have it. But don’t let it kill your ambition. Don’t let pillow talk replace boardroom performance. And don’t let “Babe, I miss you” distract you from “Boss, I finished early — what else can I help with?”
That’s the attitude that gets you noticed. That’s what opens doors. That’s what upgrades your bank balance not just your relationship status.
Final Word: Love Wisely, Work Like a Boss****
You’re not just working for airtime and weekend nyama. You’re working for future freedom. For your name to carry weight. For one day to say, “I started as the intern… now I sign the cheques.”
So next time you feel like switching off early for mjolo, just remember: Someone else is staying late, learning more, and quietly preparing to be your supervisor.
Love is great. But don’t let it block your bag.
